"The Whole Dam Family and the Dam Dog"

"The Whole Dam Family and the Dam Dog" (short), 1905. A family has funny names.

Directed by Edwin S. Porter.

Concept: 1/4 (Bad)
Story: 0/4 (Terrible)
Characters: 0/4 (Terrible)
Dialog: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Pacing: 3/4 (Good)
Cinematography: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Special effects/design: 3/4 (Indifferent)
Acting: 1/4 (Bad)
Music: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Subjective Rating: 5/10 (Indifferent, 2/4). It's a cute joke, but hardly a movie. The funniest part is the "wait, seriously?" moment when you realize that, yes, that was the whole film.
Objective Rating (Average): 1.6/4 (Eh)