"Star Night at the Cocoanut Grove"

"Star Night at the Cocoanut Grove" (short), 1934. Minor celebrities put on a show.

Directed by Louis Lewyn. Starring Leo Carrillo.

Concept: 1/4 (Bad)
Story: 0/4 (Terrible)
Characters: 0/4 (Terrible)
Dialog: 0/4 (Terrible)
Pacing: 0/4 (Terrible)
Cinematography: 1/4 (Bad)
Special effects/design: 0/4 (Terrible)
Acting: 1/4 (Bad)
Music: 3/4 (Good)
Subjective Rating: 2/10 (Terrible, 0/4). There are a couple acts that aren't awful - notably, a Bing Crosby song - but 90% are painfully tedious.
Objective Rating (Average): 0.6/4 (Very bad)