North

Title: North
Year: 1994
Director: Rob Reiner
Writers: Alan Zweibel & Andrew Scheinman, based on Zweibel's novel
Starring: Elijah Wood, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bruce Willis, Jon Lovitz
Music: Marc Shaiman
Length: 87 minutes
Synopsis: a boy looks for new parents
How I saw it: on video (have on VHS for some inexplicable reason), January 2009
Subjective Rating: 2/10 (Terrible).
Objective Rating: 0/10 c. 0.7/4 (Very bad).

Wow. I had expected this to be a bad movie that's enjoyable for all the wrong reasons (I mean, come on, Bruce Willis in a bunny suit). No, it's just flat out terrible. What could so many famous and (otherwise) talented people have been thinking?