Hudson Hawk

Data
Title: Hudson Hawk
Year: 1991
Length: 100 minutes
Director: Michael Lehmann
Writers: Steven E. de Souza & Daniel Waters; story by Bruce Willis & Robert Kraft
Starring: Bruce Willis
With: Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bernhard, Donald Burton, Don Harvey, David Caruso, Andrew Bryniarski, Lorraine Toussaint
Music: Michael Kamen, Robert Kraft (and non-original music)
Cinematography: Dante Spinotti
Editing: Chris Lebenzon, Michael Tronick
I saw it: on video and TV several times, most recently yesterday (have on DVD)
Synopsis: a burglar works unwillingly for weird international conspirators

My reaction
Concept: 1/4 (Bad)
Story: 0/4 (Terrible)
Characters: 1/4 (Bad)
Dialog: 0/4 (Terrible)
Pacing: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Cinematography: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Special effects/design: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Acting: 1/4 (Bad)
Music: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Subjective Rating: 7/10 (Good, 3/4). I don't know why I like this movie. Of all the things one might do with this movie (such as throwing things at it, or hunting down and destroying every copy), liking it is one of the last things you'd expect.
Objective Rating (Average): 1.4/4 (Bad)