Mulan

Mulan, 1998. A woman joins the army in drag to save her elderly father.

Directed by Tony Bancroft & Barry Cook. Written by Rita Hsiao, Chris Sanders, Philip LaZebnik, Raymond Singer, Eugenia Bostwick-Singer, Dean DeBlois, Robert D. San Souci & 24 others. Starring Ming-Na Wen.

Concept: 1/4 (Bad)
Story: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Characters: 0/4 (Terrible)
Dialog: 1/4 (Bad)
Pacing: 3/4 (Good)
Cinematography: 3/4 (Good)
Special effects/design: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Acting: 2/4 (Indifferent)
Music: 0/4 (Terrible)
Subjective Rating: 5/10 (Indifferent, 2/4). Crap. It moves fast enough and has enough action to keep it from being too painful to watch.
Objective Rating (Average): 1.6/4 (Eh)